Thank You For The Music!

Well, I had Rob over this weekend and we went for a game of bowling on Saturday evening, i ent sure if he enjoyed it but i dont blame him if he didnt. Anyway, this is a shorter blog post today because I wrote about quite a lot during the week about Freddie's death and trolling Russians an so-on and so forth.

Anyway in the evening on Saturday me and Rob watched Zombieland and 300, I fell asleep through 300, u cant blame me though, I mean if you've watched it like 30 times then you would too... anyway this morning after we got up I decided to play about with 'The Infected' and speed it up, christ, it was funny as well as Point Wars and The Outsiders Trailer. Anyway, below is a video from me and Rob and featuring Morgan on drums... well not on drums but just hitting wooden spoons. the band is called 'I Gave My Mum Fudge For Christmas' as thought up by Rob.
Norledge and Bailey have written Hat so now it's our turn, here is our parody of Don't Stop Believin':

BAFTA Game Awards 2010

As many of you know, I am quite a big fan of the Batman: Arkham Asylum game, i bought it the day it came out and played on it continously because it is such a good game. However I never exprected the news that it won the BAFTA game awards, this actually came quite a shock, shit, i honestly didnt know it was that popular. There were awards going everywhere, Uncharted 2 won Best Action game, Wii Sport Resort won best Family and Social game, Fifa 10 won best Sport game, Modern Warfare 2 won best 'GAME' (the shop) game and Left 4 Dead 2 won best multiplayer. In all fairness I was expecting either Assassin's Creed 2 to have won in something, but it didn't.

Oh and here are some estimated release dates for people if they are wondering:-

(These are UK release dates, some of these could be different in other shops, etc.)

Just Cause 2 - 26th March
Prison Break: The Conspiracy - 31st March
Saints Row 3 - 1st April
Splinter Cell: Conviction - 16th April
Alan Wake - 18th May
Hitman 5 -28th May
Mafia II - 30th May
Alpha Protocol - 1st June
Jason Bourne - 3rd June
Green Day: Rock Band - 8th June
Crackdown 2 - 9th July
Max Payne 3 - 23rd July
Batman: Arkham Asylum 2 - 3rd August
Metal Gear Solid: Rising - 24th September
Fable III - 31st October
Grand Theft Auto 5 - 2011

20 Things You Didn't Know About Me

1) I stabbed myself through the foot with a pitchfork when I was 11 (Some of you might know this one)
2) I did a drama course with Luke Evans in middle school (I iz like best actor in world)
3) I have taken 5 grades in Piano and 3 grades in Guitar, both at Edward Elgars birthplace in Worcester
4) When I was 11 i did a 13-mile jog for charity
5) I am certified in medical training with the NHS, I went to a course with my Mum.
6) Is also part Irish, Scottish, Welsh, German, French, Italian and Swedish.
7) I was in a musical in Birmingham when I was 8
8) The first 18-rated movie I watched was 'Die Hard' when I was 7
9) The first DVD is bought was 'The Nutty Professor'
10) I can't remember how I met my friends... seriously
11) Is scared of green crisps
12) Is awesome
13) Was born on Barndale Road, Mossley Hill in Liverpool (Only my main friends should really know this)
14) I have been to London more times than Birmingham (Not really that interesting)
15) The first ever PC game i played was Call of Duty
16) The first ever Xbox game i played was The Godfather
17) I used to think a machete was a type of car (9 years old)
18) Is a huge Skins fanatic
19) I once considered driving my Mums car when she was out when I was about 8 years old
20) Nearly killed myself when I was 5 when almost falling off a cliff in France

Trololololol! You just been Russian Roll'd beatch!

First of all many of you know that Rob is a huge fan of Ray William Johnson (he almost thinks of him as an idol lol) but i agree, Ray William Johnson is a total legend. After Rob forced me (actually I chose to) to watch 2 hours of Ray William Johnson, I just discovered that this guy is hilarious... P.S. He left a message for you Bailey on his picture there -->

I'm pretty sure that many of you have been Rick Roll-d and you know what it feels like, yes... whenever I am looking for some important stuff, Rick Astley comes on and makes a dick of himself, congratu-fuckin-lations Rick! Anyway, thanks to Rob (and RWJ) I was introduced to a new form of being well... Roll'd.. some ugly fucker from 1970-something-or-another and it is officially called being Russian Roll'd, here's a short video clip.

A game that I used to play which is on a site called 'Cool Math Games' yer, sure. Well yer, a game I used to play, actually I used to play the first one but Bloons Tower Defense 3 is a great game to play during form time when you cant be fucked to listen to your form tutor. On the right you can see I am on level 50 with lots and lots of bloons popping out, but my two awesome plasma supermonkeys are raping the bloons. Honestly it is a great game... still BM Tron rocks... sorry for the random outburst.

Anyway... [Spoiler ahead] ------- (Blocked out name to all those who don't want to know) is dead! It has been confirmed by Robert Einstein (aka Phat Rob)... well actually to be honest I have no idea, to be honest I want to believe he isn't, but come on, no one could have survived that bashing from a baseball bat, i mean there was blood all over the window. I have had a look through many polls and blogs and most of them think he is... R.I.P. -------... let's watch that renown scene again shall we:

(If you don't want to watch the death scene of ------- because you haven't watched the episode then don't because it is full of spoilers)

Now let's all have a moment of silence for ------- and if you wanna hug someone then please do it from the side, 'Christian Side-Hug' rule people. Although Rob has made it clear its just as simple to dry hump someone's leg. Anyway, we will always remember ------- like we remember Michael Jackson even thought Michael Jackson is real and ------- is a charact... I really need to shut the fuck up. Anyway, the last episode of Season 4 of Skins is on tomorrow at 10:00pm on E4 or whenever you watch it, so yer.

Speak next week!

OMFG! Freddie Is Dead!

... or is he?

Road to London

Well, I went to London today on a Film Studies Trip to the BFI in Southbank with Norledge and some other peeps. We saw all those typical things you see in London, The Battersea Power Station, The Gherkin, MI5, MI6, London Eye, Earl's Court, King's Cross Station (Biggest Station in England), Houses of Parliament and The IMAX Cinema (England's Biggest Cinema). It was quite a good day, the only part we suffered with was 2 - 3 hours of a lecture from Working Title and UK Film Council, interesting but boring. And then we watched a 2 hour long film 'Billy Elliot' made by Working Title. Also the goddamn 6 hour trip, 3 on the way, 3 on the way back and a half hour stop in Oxford.

As you know Rob likes to make his Phat Rob Show every now and again telling you about stuff, well at lunch today we had 40 minutes to do what we liked, so me and Norledge went along the waterfront of London and made a video showing you all the cool shit you can do in 40 minutes in London, well actually it's shite, we would have done a lot more, but Norledge seemed more interested in a dinosaur riding a bike... I present you the Norledge & Rhys Show: 40 Minutes In London

Contradictions can Kill!

Well maybe the title is kinda false, but contradictions can hurt you as the following message shows you. Norledge said that Dan (A kid in my school) became a Christian to impress a girl and then gave up after 3 hours because the bible contradicts itself... sure, whatever Norledge, now, who wants to hear Dan's story. He became a Christian to impress a girl, fair enough... I mean if the girls good enough to go all the way with impressing her then so be it. But he didnt give up because the bible contradicts itself as Norledge knows, and he knows the truth, that a certain little message made Dan think everyone was contradicting HIM, not the bible... although if I heard correct then it was Norledge himself that put Dan off his religion. Tut tut tut Norledge.

Oh and Serious Sam Rocks! For a game from 1999, it really is enjoyable and awesome! I bought the arcade version of it for just 1200 mps, which is about a tener, but I loved the game when I had it on the pc and I also love it on this. Same with Duke Nukem 3D (1996 - Had On PC) and Quake (1996 - Had On PlayStation 1), two awesome... no including serious sam... three awesome original games.

I am looking forward to Duke Nukem Forever (Which Is Still In Production) and I hear a Serious Sam 3 is being made as I write, due out in late 2010. I don't know about Quake but I hear they're making a sequel to Quake: Arena... could be good.

'Sandwiches Have Layers... So Do Cakes'

Anyway I really dont have anything interesting to mention today, it hasn't been a 'great' day, but it ent been too bad. Well we went to Tesco's for lunch and bought profiteroles, nom nom nom. Oh yeh and then we found Sam, Alex and Tom wandering off, we only knew it was them due to alex's walk... hard to explain... then Sam emptied a bag of Tesco Value Tortilla Chips all over the road and waited for a car to come along then ka-plat.

The sole of my shoe came loose again after a long walk to Robs house then to the meads and up the bridge, I looked extremely stupid with it hanging off so I disposed of it, dunno if it landed on Robs head, I imagined a lot of things did, it was like a rock avalanche... tut tut tut Sam and Alex.
Me and Sam did a re-enactment of Titanic on the edge of a huge bridge and if he let go I would have gone tumbling to my death, dont really care though, I ent scared of death, I mean yer I would like to get more out of my life first. I don't suffer from vertigo or fear of death, as Sam said I have no fears, true true, but beeing brought up in Liverpool really does teach you a thing or too.

I had a huge sandwich year conversation with Rob at Tesco's, he said I should take a year out after my first year at uni to study a directing course, and then I changed the conversation and started on about cake years instead (they have layers, or onion years... no wait, cakes are nicer) and then he said it depends what centre you have and I said jam... so he said it would go study, jam, study, study... I didn't know what to say so I just slept and dreamt of Victoria Sponge.