'Let's Live off Pizza, Pepsi and Ice Cream!'

The above statement is partially true, Me, Sam, Ryan, Denis and Rob (and Elliott Cramer, Sam Ballin, Chris Johnson, Josh O'Brien, Johan Van Der Steen and Ben Cattell) all went to watch The Crazies at 6.00pm in Worcester last night, great night, just the 5 of us (excluding the others), the film was alright, I enjoyed it, it was also quite humorous, lot of jumpy scenes... Ryan kept jumping next to me and my seat kept vibrating and made me drop popcorn *Sad Face*... Don't you love horrors. The people who really get on my nerves are ones who say that the really boring horrors are scary, they really are just a bunch of pussies (For example 28 Days Later, Resident Evil, Dog Soldiers, you know those UNscary films... wow is Cabin Fever scay). But yer, the film was quite good... "Did Peter Call?" quote from a very mad old lady (Sam's favourite part of the film).

After the film we walked around Worcester for about 20-30 mins looking for somewhere nice to eat, Norledge found Subway and then the rest of us went off to Pizza Hut up on Foregate where we had to wait till 10.30pm for the train to arrive, so what did we do?... We lived off a Large Pizza, Pepsi and unlimited Ice Cream, I tell you, last night was an awesome night, perhaps the film could have been a slight bit better (It wasn't too bad in my opinion) but yer... Great Night!

Football Isn't Love

Well after 2 days of filming and about 7 hours of editing, Point Wars is now fully complete, I am now creating a trailer so keep your eyes peeled peeps, I will put it on our youtube channel and the link will be on the Phrat Boys website: http://www.phrat-boys-productions.webs.com/

Well, I believe that Everton got screwed over by Sporting Lisbon about 30 minutes ago, but to be honest, but I really don't give a shit... there I said it, I don't really care much about us losing, it's only a game, if you have ever watched Football Factory then you will see they take it way over the top

OK I have been reading a book, I know, I am ashamned, but it is a good book, it is the Skins Novel, I finally finished it, I wasn't as amazng as I thought, so dont buy it unless you're a fan of Skins. The thing that actually cracks me up about the book the most is not the story itself, but is the fact it has been given an age rating... that's right a book has been given an age rating... what is this goddamn world coming to...

Well today I had to sit in the car for 1 and a half hours doing nothing but listening to REO Speedwagon (Not the best band I've heard tbh) and eat a Special K Snack (No I ain't fat) Yer well after like 5 minutes I got bored and almost fell asleep, I did have company, my dog, Hector, was in the boot.

A very random thing that happened to me today was when I got home after the 1 and a half hour long wait in the car was that I found someone's phone in my pocket and it wasn't myn. I was like 'What The Hell?' and then I realised that for some reason, Rob's mobile had turned up in my blazer pocket... yet again 'What The Hell?'

Well yer, I got nothing else to say to you, you've heard about my wierd yet wonderful day, now i'm off to watch Skins. See y'all later.

Patriotism Kicks In

As you all may know I am quite a patriotic person towards my country... 'Long Live England' This is why I'm always annoyed when Rob says that America rules... if you ask me I do like America, but I love my country a lot more, sure we get shite weather and some of our cities are rough, but so are America's. To be honest if I was to live there I would have to limit it to California only. Anyway back to the point, I really don't like thinking little of England.

Well Chelsea is playing Inter Milan and I am really for English teams and all but during this match I actually am not supporting Chelsea (Alex has kinda put me off them) they are a great team and I don't mean to offend all you Chelsea supporters but I'm predicting the final score to be something like 2-1 to Inter Milan, I mean I could be wrong and Chelsea could kicks IM's asses (But ya didn't with Everton mwah-ha-ha) but you know, I do have a strong feeling that Chelsea could do well, but for some reason, I am just against them cos I wanna try and support an Italian team (My god does Italian food taste great).

Whilst on the subject of sport I would like to say that Everton have been ruling the fuck outta teams recently, I mean 'Everton 2-1 Chelsea' <--- Success! And then we won 'Everton 3-1 Man United' <--- Yet again, Success! We got a match against Tottenham coming up on the 28th and I'm really looking forward to watching it (Especially seeing as my Dad is a Spurs supporter) but I have high hopes for the Toffee's "COME ON YOU BLUES!" I'm predicting about a 2-1 win, but Tottenham have been showing us some good wins recently so I actually feel a little less confident with them than I did Man U and Chelsea... *Does weird Christian Cross sign, dunno what it's called and why I did it*.

I finished editing the majority of Point Wars today and have tomorrow noon to complete it to a high standard 100%, I hope it's all good. Anyway we begin Alex's (hopefully successful) film in 2 weeks and then Infected 2 during Easter hols, keep a look out at our site on http://www.phrat-boys-productions.webs.com/.

Also I quit my job today by sending them a letter explaining my resignation, hey I still got my previous weeks pay... wooo... now then what to do with the money... save it or go see a film with Norledge in Worcester... hmmmm.

'I'm Gonna Make You An Offer You Can't Refuse'

Right lets start off whatever happened today, well when I got back from uptown I went upstairs to my bedroom and found my brother playing the Godfather on my Xbox... the little shit didn't even ask me, his excuse was 'But you were in town, I didn't know when you were getting back'. You cudda just phoned me couldn't you?

Anyway there he was in the MobFace creator making himself a character, turned out the character was the ugliest fucker ever -->
Yup... kinda looks like Borat with a beard!

Anyway, today we got back into finishing Point Wars, successfully for once, although we started off with Rob shouting at me, the fucking director! I didn't understand what he was saying. Anyway, the film went a blast when we got into it, it was awesome, it mixes Action with Comedy and it looks like it could be a possible winner for W Factor (Shit, I better not jinx it)

Also the evil granny is dead... I think, Norledge said she was, ooops... I didnt mean granny, her official name is now Dorothy as thought up by Morgan. For some random reason Alex wants me to add on muzzle flashes and gun sounds even though the original idea was not that... honestly Alex... tut tut tut, besides I got only two hours on Wednesday to make the film A-OK... or just perfect!!

Anyway, I kinda turned down the band oppurtunity with Alex, sorry Alex... a-hem, because of two main reasons, Rob and Morgan dont wanna be in it, Rob says he doesnt want to form a band, he justs wants to learn guitar, fair enough, and my brother seys he prefers going solo, bit of a shame, he's just goin to his grade 3, he's honestly quite good. And the second is because I'm knee deep in stuff to do with filming, coursework and my job. Besides he was too bossy for my liking when we were in Lazy Generation, he took over too much, but he is a really good musician and mate, I understand when we mess about, but it was quite frequent he bossed us about, but all-in-all we made some great music.

I got a Skins novel in the post, random I know, but I got an e-mail that if I order something I could get something else half price and I got it for £2 and it's quite a good book... that's only if you actually like skins. Here's my review, it's about the Summer holidays and everyone has broke up and some are staying in Bristol and other aren't, Katie and Emily are off to France and Effy is in Venice, Cook and Freddie are having a sex competition whilst Naomi ent having any fun cause she cant have any lesbian time... hmm, exciting book.

Oh yes, going back to Yesterday and poor wickle Rob couldn't find the piggy, there is a video below dedicated to him not finding the piggy:

'I Don't Care About Your 26 Care Packages Or Your 10th Prestige'

'I Don't Care About Your 26 Care Packages or Your 10th Prestige' - Rob Byrd

The above is probably one of the most famous catchphrases ever... of Rob Byrd that is, he said this whilst playing through the campaign of Modern Warfare 2, he then got pwned by the game AI so switched to multiplayer where he got pwned by some American. Before this decided to play on Guitar Hero: Van Halen which I had preordered turned up at my house and Rob was like Oh Yeh!!!... shame he cudnt do Eruption... I beat him on it, woo through the campaign and on a pro-face off!!!! IT IS A MENTAL SONG!!!

Yer well, after lunch he decided to give up on Guitar Hero and decided to write a blog, unsuccesfully, I kinda blog raped him and made his profile photo a picture of two lesbians having a little fun, i dunno if he's changed it yet, but yer... anyway, after he gave up on Van Halen and blogging he decided to pick up my Modern Warfare case and his lines were YOU KNOW WHAT! I'LL PLAY SOME COD! So this is where the first paragraph comes in, I only think he was playing for the chievo's... G-WHORE!!! ssshhh dont tell him... he was talking about killing 7 chickens in under 10 minutes hey wait a sec i have that one... um yeh. But then he tried to get 10+ kills with a predator missiles and 5 kills with 5 different weapons and 10 thermal weapon kills... ya see what i'm saying

Below is some commentary of his multiplayer match at this moment in time

"Rob is now playing on multiplayer but he is only level fou... no wait... he is five now. I would help him but i cba with all this blogging, so instead I am going to commentate for him. He is using an M4-Carbine with a Spas-12 and we just began High Rise and he's comitted suicide 6 times by jumping out the wrong window... oh and guess what... it's now 7 times... honestly... oh, he just got killed by a Stealth Bomber that wasn't very stealthy... tut tut tut, now he got a double kill, then he got killed, now he has an ACR with a heartbeat sensor, wait... he's balancing on the end of the building... oh, he got another double kill, he just got slaughtered onto last stand... then he killed someone whilst in last stand and got a carepackage... he got himself a harrier air strike and murdered up aobut 7 people. And the match finished and rob had 11 kills and 1140 points. Well done Rob. Who wants to see Rob's face after coming top in the table."

Rave!

Christ, it's been like... 1, 2, 3, 4... damn i don't know how many days it's been since I last wrote on here, actually it was the 11th, oh... not that long ago.

It was something like Thursday when I last wrote on here, during these past 7 days it has been half-term and I have done some great stuff... and some not-so great stuff. Anyway on Friday I went to Bailey's house with Rob and did nothing but Guitar Hero - I didn't mind but like I said in my previous post it would have been nice to have some other activities to do than Xbox all day... I kinda get bored when I play Modern Warfare 2 like 6 hours every evening till something like 3 in the morning. Well, the rest of the week was kinda shit, Saturday I had work, yadda-yadda-yadda, Sunday I did fuck all, Monday I did someth... no wait, i also did fuck all on Monday, and on Tuesday. Then we finally got to Wednesday when suddenly everything went awesome, Sam invited us to some UV Rave Party at Marilyn's Night Club (when I say us i mean me, Rob, Ryan, Craig and Toby) and that evening was one of the best evenings I have actually ever had! It was quality. If you look at the image below you will see how happy we were... look at us raving with smiley faces! =]



Anyway that was an awesome night, 4 hours of just DJ music, the singer 'Reece' wa kinda OK, BUT OTHER THAN THAT IT WAS AWESOME (There is repetition because it was so awesome... and again)! Anyway yer... check out their site at http://www.aliveclubnights.com/evesham/

Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow

Well it is snowing today as it has over the past 2 weeks and all I'm hearing around me is 'Uh it's snowing, I hate snow, I've had enough of it'. Christ, goddamn softies, I love the snow, we only get it every so often, we should be happy with it. The Americans, they can stand it, they like it and i respect them for that, but the pussies in this country that cant stand it, Shit. Anyway, I'm not sure if the snow is clearing off over tonight, but even if it does there's news about more snow for Thursday, woo-hoo. Well tomorrow I am making a film with some of my friends and we hope to enter it into a W-Factor (Wychavon Factor) competition. POINT WARS FTW!

Today Norledge made me eat cheese salad and I was like um... OK... and actually it was alright. I then got stuck in with my graphics coursework and worked "hard"... or not, but at this very moment in time I should be doing work, but I am taking time out to write about stuff, how joyful is that?

Upsettingly Alex is sleeping round my house tomorrow... and then I got Rob coming over on Friday at 9 o'clock, oh joy we will be awoken with Rob standing over us smiling like a deranged pedo... a-hem ... anyway, I am just hoping that we're not gonna play guitar hero all day... maybe we can have some variety for once =]

Anyway, I am off now to finish my Graphics coursework then I am going to have an evening of nothing but playing Modern Warfare 2, 'I IZ GONNA OWN SOME NEWBS'. I think I have done well recently, I have had 5 nukes so far with week and have been MVP quite a few times, quite impressed with myself.

Keep Off The Roads!

Hello peeps and welcome back to my second post of the day, I am right now in a free doing sod-all, so I am passing the time taking to whoever reads this.

Yesterday evening me and Rob saw Sam driving his Citroën Berlingo down the road, he actually braked well, that was a sight, we were hoping he would stall but he failed to... dammit! However, we did notice he drove off without his lights on, tut tut... anyway he has his test sometime in April I believe, he has been taking lessons but is only driving on a provisional so if you live in or around Worcestershire then I advise you to keep off the roads.

Today I ventured off to Tesco's again with Alex and Sam and "accidentally" left Rob doing his homework (honestly we had no idea)... anyway the best sight of today was when Alex leap frogged over at least 3 dozen bollards in the centre of Next Car Park, both Norledge and I tried to distract Alex numerous times and failed miserably, his facebook status proves all.

This is the last week before half term and this Thursday, me and my mates are making a short film for a Film Studies Class. Then on Friday me and Rob have been invited to Alex's house for god know what... better take protection just in case... i mean my goddamn gun, not my con... forget it... anyway yer, you will hear my story when I return.

A Moral Meaning

Last night I watched a film called 'Starship Troopers' which was an overall quality film, in my film studies lessons, the teachers are always telling us to find a meaning in a film and all that shit, so I watched the film and tried to find one and I think that the film had a very random moral meaning. The films about some weird bugs who kill humans by chopping them in half and cutting their arms and heads off and sucking their brains out and stuff like that... that's why it has an 18 certificate... but anyway, the moral to the film was that an insignificant "animal" like a human being is actually a lot more significant than thought, sure it may be a small race in the HUGE galaxy, but they're one of the most advanced races of them all, and so I thought that meaning would carry through to the the blogs, my blogging is basically... well... shit, i know, but because its so insignificant it makes it an important thing, because people like you notice how shit it is... there you go, your first lesson for today, i think... um... yer...

Anyway I think we should mention some stuff in the news like the Haiti Earthquake probably one of the most devastating disasters this year so far, then there's Cadbury's who's been taken over by American company Kraft, now most of us British people are probably pretty angry and want it back, but no matter how many facebook groups you make and how many times you ask, the chances of Cadburys coming back to England are very low... hey be thankful we still got Bourneville... yer...

Anyway, it's my third day of blogging and I have been writing random rubbish like Rob asked, well some stuff seems to amuse Alex and Sam then other stuff seems to make Rob stare in paranoia looking like a gormless goldfish... but yer they're all the same, good ole buds. I wonder who will get muffin face raped first today?

Sixth Form Doss

Hey people, I have had a typical day at school today... yup, total shit in other words, well only the lessons, other than that it was just messing about uptown with 4 of my mates.
I am gonna quote a near enough... well quote to what Alex sed,

'Ya see, this is what Sixth Form is all about'

Well done Alex, you're correct, pissing of the public and pouring Tesco Value Coke over one another is really what Sixth Form is about... I'd like to see you say that to the headteacher, oh boy... anyway, Alex was right, it was a fun day, and perhaps Sam got the finger from an angry van driver... stupid prick. On top of that Sam almost knocked me and rob out with the cap from his Tesco Value Coke, and then Alex appeared with Paul and got face raped by a muffin

Anyway, enough of the school day, I am now enjoying myself at home with chocolate milkshake... actually it was hot chocolate but it has now gone very cold, so yer, and I am watching Football Factory with legendary Danny Dyer... who Rob thinks is a drag queen from Londo n who acted in Adulthood... i don't think so Rob, he is from London and did act in Adulthood, but he is not a drag queen...

... ah forget it, i cant be bothered to go on, I am now gonna go and watch something on TV and just hear Norledge in my head chanting 'Narwhals'... oh boy, tonight's gonna be one long night.

First blog

Well here is my first blog and I thought that I would write it with a bit of a meaning to it rather than blogs like my friends right about senseless rubbish

Anyway this week I have been ill due to some serious migraines, I recieved many texts from my friends, but instead of getting ones from Rob and Sam saying hoping u ent ill anymore, i got one saying "We thought you were dead!"... NOW IMAGINE HOW I FELT AFTER THAT. The only sensible person was Alex who didnt text me because he was outta credit, good move buddy... actually no, rob did send me a message saying that he loved a trailer that i had put together... but tbh that didn't make me feel any better.

I just gotta point something out... (you are probs gonna say now "He ent gonna bitch about people is he?") well no I'm not, instead I'm just gonna say how some people annoy me by saying that they hate places that they have never been to. A friend of mine (no names) says that he hates Manchester and Liverpool because chances are that you will get stabbed (he has never been to either of them), as for me, I love these cities, I grew up in one and have family members from the other, so I asked him how does he know what they're like if he's never been there, he said that he hasn't been there cos he knows what it's like... that is the biggest bullshit excuse I have ever heard. If you want to know what the place is like, then actually go there... if you DO get stabbed or smacked up then that's when you have a reason... but those 2 cities are amazing. If anyone reads this from either Manchester or from my homecity, Liverpool, then comment on how the city really is like to show him that he's just acting a dick

Anyway, it was fun to get that out... I dunno when I will next write on here, probs sometime soon though. Hope you enjoyed reading it.